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A husband and wife want to take golf lessons
from a pro at a local country club. The man and woman meet the
pro and head onto the driving range.
The man goes up to hit first. He swings and
hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says not bad. Golfpro: "Now
hold the club as firm as you hold your wife's breasts". The man
follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro
says "Excellent!"
Now the woman takes her turn. Her ball goes
30 yards. Golfpro: "Not bad, try holding the club like you hold
your husbands dick." She swings and the ball goes 10 yards. Golfpro:
"Not bad, but now try taking the club out of your mouth and hit
the ball."
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