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John just graduated from clinical
psychology and opens his first office. After some successful advertising
he is astounded to have nearly 300 people wanting to be in group
therapy. John decides to rent a big hall and invite the entire
group.
To break the ice, and to get the
therapy started, John decides to ask a show of hands how often
the attendees had sex.
He first asks for a show of hands
of all the people who had sex almost every night. A modest number
of hands were raised.
He then asks, how many had sex once
a week? This time a larger number of hands were raised.
John then asks how many had sex
once or twice a month? Again a few hands were raised.
After John polled his group several
more times he noticed one guy sitting off to the side with this
huge beaming grin on his face. John noticed that the guy never
raised his hand, so he asked him how often he had sex. The guy
said, “Once a year!”
To John's dismay, he responds, “Why
are you so happy getting sex only once a year?”
The grinning guy responds, "Tonight’s
the night!"
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