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Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see
her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her "Don't walk
through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will
catch you and suck your tits dry!"
Little Red started towards her grandmother's
house but decided to take the shortcut through the forest anyway.
The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her "Turn back and use
the path, because if the Big Bad Wolf finds you, he'll suck your
tits dry!"
Little Red was almost there, so she kept
going through the forest. Sure enough, the Big Bad Wolf jumps
out of nowhere and tells her "Take off your shirt Little Red Riding
Hood - I'm gonna suck your tits dry!!".
"Oh no you don't", yells Little Red, as she
pulls up her skirt, "You're gonna eat me just like the story says!"
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