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A married couple have been stranded on a deserted
island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore.
He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but
realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky.
The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there.
"Now we will be able to have three people doing eight hour shifts
in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts."
The newcomer is only too happy to help and
in fact volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tower
to stand watch. Soon the couple on the ground are placing stones
in a circle to make a fire to cook supper. The second man yells
down, "Hey, no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!"
A few minutes later they start to put driftwood
into the stone circle. Again the second man yells down, "Hey,
no screwing!" Again they yell back, "We're not screwing!" Later
they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack to patch
leaks. Once again the second man yells down, "Hey, I said no screwing!"
They yell back, "We're not screwing!"
Eventually the shift is over and the second
man climbs down from the tower to be replaced by the husband.
He's not even halfway up before the wife and her new friend are
hard at it. The husband looks out from the tower and says, "Son-of-a-gun.
From up here it DOES look like they're screwing."
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