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The soldiers are tired and lonely
after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them the
Major called for this HOT number from the nearby town.
She came, danced and when the first
dance was done, the soldiers went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.
For her second number she stripped
and danced in sheer bra and G strings. This time the applause
went for 10 minutes.
The next number she danced topless,
and this time the applause went on and on. The Major had to come
on stage and ask them to quiet down for the grand finale.
For her last number, she was to
strip completely and dance naked. The Major expected the soldiers
to make enough noise to bring the roof down. But ten minutes later,
there is no clapping and the dancer comes backstage. The Major
asks her, "What happened? How come there was no clapping this
time?"
She replied, "Major, how do you
expect those poor boys to clap with one hand?!!?"
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